Just got home and was waiting with the garage door open for Corey to get home (we only have one opener right now) so I decided, of course, to blow some bubbles while I was standing there. Right then the UPS man pulls up with a massive package.
“…Just blowing bubbles out here in the rain,” I say with a smile.
“Blowing bubbles in the rain, now I’ve seen everything,” UPS man replies, returning my smile. If only I had replied “Not yet you haven’t” I would’ve lived the best porn intro ever.