People used to really be concerned with global warming and now it’s died down a bit. I like to think that the planet can adapt to changes, and if it hasn’t adapted to us and our abuses then it’s the planet’s own fault for not adapting or at least fighting back. If someone lives in your house and leaves trash everywhere, smokes indoors all the time, eats all your food, and uses all your resources, then it’s up to you to kill them. And that is what Earth should do. Kill us all.

So you’ve noticed my window shopping have you? Off to the sporting goods store to change up my cammo pattern.
Dress up like a cat. Then I will come pet you.