Sometimes I think if I don’t take seeing for granted then I can avoid losing my sight because the higher powers out there appreciate appreciation. Then I think that if I focus on it too much I will lose it because the higher powers want us all to learn horrible life lessons by taking things we love away from us. But if I just take it for granted I will lose it to learn some humility. Maybe if I think about all these options enough I will be left alone because I’m already being tortured with my own thoughts.
I wish the higher powers would just explain themselves so I wouldn’t have to think anymore.
Whoa. I suddenly understand why they can’t do that. Because then we would all stop thinking for ourselves and just sit there staring at them and waiting for them to tell us exactly what to do. Poop.
So what should we do about that? Tell us!
As your God I say, be happy and I forgive you for that thing you did and send me lots of money so I can build you an awesome church made out of free cardboard boxes I find on the side of the road.